A video baby monitor IS worth the money when you have an insomniac monkey child.
I did look like a baby giraffe trying to walk in heels when I was 12. (I now look like an adult giraffe walking in heels since the occasion for me to put heels on my forever swollen, post-children feet is rarer than a giraffe walking on the moon.).
You never really get used to the taste of the “fat-free/light/no sugar added” ice cream.
Never put anything in print you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.
“You’ll understand someday when you have kids.” This is probably the truest thing my mother ever told me. I can’t wait to start saying it to my kids.